So you´re a disbeliever eh? Of course you are. Otherwise you wouldn´t need a reason for beeing in a bad mood, that just comes naturally. But you still have a chance of becomming a true "bad mooder", just look below and find out why you should be in a bad mood!


The 13 first reasons for staying in badmoodland:

(1) we´re all going to die
(2) Elvis is dead (yeah i´m sure)
(3) you are never the lucky guy!
(4) there´s 4 billion people on this planet
(5) no matter how good you are, someone will be better than you
(6) your children´s going to take care of you when you grow old!
(7) it´s allready too late to save the enviroment
(8) nothing they say in the commercials is true
(9) if there is life on other worlds, they wouldn´t want to contact us
(10) you´ll never have enough money, to get things the way you want
(11) nothing lasts forever
(12) this, is the first day in the rest of your life!
(13) why should the rest be any better?

If this didn´t help you´re a hard case, try reading them again!

If you´re still not in a bad mood there´s nothing we can do! You´re just a happy maniac!

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